Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year, I would like:
Two hundred KitKat Chunkys (full-size not multipack)
Baby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces
A new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'
Antoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture
Cash (lots of it!)
A new diary (I'm really getting through them!)
Lots of love,
Lottie xxx
PS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year?
Lottie Brooks is absolutely buzzing about Christmas – presents, unlimited KitKat Chunkys, and a glorious two-week school break! But this year's festivities are shaping up to be delightfully bonkers. With the entire Brooks clan descending for the holidays (plus a few unexpected guests), a Secret Santa scheme brewing, and the hammies launching relentless attacks on Gavin the Elf on the Shelf, chaos is officially on the menu. Will Lottie make it through the season unscathed, or will she be retreating to her fort of shame before New Year's arrives?
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