Forget everything you've heard about fairies being delightful and magical—this book shatters that myth completely. Fairies are actually mischievous troublemakers with barely a spark of enchantment between them. Follow Pip, our gloriously reckless and hilariously clueless protagonist, through a wild romp across The Garden's feuding unfairy clans. Brace yourself for cunning schemes, questionable ancient curses, nail-biting bug chases, peculiar insect-based snacks, and a hero who couldn't care less about saving the day. Pure chaos and mayhem await.